Paris Hilton vs. the Mount Olive Prostitute

Paris Hilton has apparently been trading tricks for Ts these days as she’s recently been spotted makin’ out with 21-year-old T-shirt designer, Tyler Atkins. Meanwhile, in Mount Olive, North Carolina (-Google Map-), Tracy Lynne Parker was picked up by the popo after she was reportedly caught working the “Truckstop” scene. But no matter how low Tracy is willing to go, she’ll never beat Paris in a game of whore-out. And it’s only a matter of time before Paris steps in on truck stop territory.

If it’s Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer. His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.

Tyler suits Paris to a tee

Tracy Lynne Parker, of Mount Olive, North Carolina (-Google Map-), was charged with prostitution, driving with the influence of alcohol and or drugs and driving with a revoked license, all misdemeanors, July 5.Police were dispatched to the Wilco at 100 Truckstop Road. According to the report, the person who reported the incident to the police met them there and told them a white female driving a white van was driving from truck to truck trying to make money.

Kenly News

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Paris Hilton vs. an Intoxicated Lady Named Debbie

Paris Hilton has something in common with Deborah A. Brydyl, a 45-year-old woman from Springfield, Illinois (-Google Map-): They both like to drivey while drunkey. Hilton is back in the news after being released from jail because there’s rumor that she was getting special privileges in the pokey. Brydyl initially avoided jail altogether because she was too drunk to go there, according to reports… but she’ll likely end up behind bars as soon as she sobers up, so, the privileged princess named Paris wins this battle.

Los Angeles County jail officials vowed to treat Paris Hilton like any other inmate.But the Sheriff’s Department on Thursday launched an internal investigation into whether the hotel heiress got special perks while at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood.

Alleged Paris Hilton perks in jail probed – Los Angeles Times

An allegedly intoxicated woman was arrested at midday Wednesday after she drove over mailboxes, through yards, a fence, a tree, a median filled with flowers and the decorative entrance sign to Mill Creek Estates. Deborah A. Brydl, 45, of the 3400 block of Briana Drive was taken to St. John’s Hospital because she was too intoxicated to be booked into jail, police said.

SJ-R.COM – Police Beat

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