It’s like Celebrity Death Match, except different, and without the clay
Cameras catch Heath Ledger in action as the Joker during the filming of the Batman sequel “The Dark Knight,” but this action is nothing compared to this Fairburn, Georgia, pair showing off a new dance craze called “Crank dat Batman.”
Heath Ledger
Crank Dat Batman
Former Destiny’s Child star Kelly Rowland put a scare into a Nigerian crowd when she collapsed on stage, while a guy who goes by the name Vanilla Jackson had a scare of his own when the entire stage collapsed. But nothing was scarier than Vanilla’s performance. Kelly wins.
Kelly Rowland
Vanilla Jackson
J-Lo’s hubby, Marc Anthony, goes head-to-head against a North Carolina YouTuber singing “You Sang to Me.” Larry may not be a Latin lover, but he definitely sings with more heart. “Larry from the block” wins. (Bonus: to hear the Marc and Larry duet play both videos at the same time.)
Larry Ledford:
Marc Anthony
Paris Hilton has apparently been trading tricks for Ts these days as she’s recently been spotted makin’ out with 21-year-old T-shirt designer, Tyler Atkins. Meanwhile, in Mount Olive, North Carolina (-Google Map-), Tracy Lynne Parker was picked up by the popo after she was reportedly caught working the “Truckstop” scene. But no matter how low Tracy is willing to go, she’ll never beat Paris in a game of whore-out. And it’s only a matter of time before Paris steps in on truck stop territory.
If it’s Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer. His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.
Tracy Lynne Parker, of Mount Olive, North Carolina (-Google Map-), was charged with prostitution, driving with the influence of alcohol and or drugs and driving with a revoked license, all misdemeanors, July 5.Police were dispatched to the Wilco at 100 Truckstop Road. According to the report, the person who reported the incident to the police met them there and told them a white female driving a white van was driving from truck to truck trying to make money.
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While Spice Girl Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. “Posh”) was busy launching her new reality show “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” on Monday, the Malakoff Eliminators of Malakoff, Texas (-Google Map-) also started their own real life adventure about “going state,” to the state girls softball championship that is. A couple early reviews say Vicky’s TV debut was not too shabby… no word yet on how the Eliminators performed on Monday, but it’s hard to bend a softball like Beckham… we’ll go with Posh on this one.
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The first episode of the “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” aired on Monday at 8:00pm EST on NBC. It was better than we expected, not quite the ordinary reality show, or maybe it’s because of Posh – she has been talked about for so long, the show HAD to be good. The first episode focused on Victoria taking her U.S. driving license test, and is preparing to be interviewed by the famous blogger Perez Hilton.
“Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” reality TV show
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While “Transformers” star Megan Fox was talking drugs and Hollywood to reporters last week, young wannabe scientists were talking frisbee and physics at Camp Thornwood in West Virginia (-Google Map-), where the National Youth Science Camp went down. Fox said she’s been there and done that when it comes to the celebrity drug scene, and what she learned from it: she likes pot, but can do without the rest. As for the campers, they learned about the finer points of spin, the shape of the disc and its mass distribution. But no matter how much excitement a spinning disc generates inside these young geeks, it’s no match for a hot chick who works with robots. Foxy wins.
“Transformers” star and Angie Jolie look-alike Megan Fox admits to dabbling in illegal substances — and loving a little weed. In a recent interview with Maxim magazine, the lippy starlet admitted that she’s tried nearly every drug under the sun. “I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them.” … Fox also discusses the white powdery stuff, and she’s not talking snow. Says Fox, “Cocaine is back with a vengeance … Celebrities aren’t trying to hide it, except when people have camera phones.”
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