It’s like Celebrity Death Match, except different, and without the clay
Cameras catch Heath Ledger in action as the Joker during the filming of the Batman sequel “The Dark Knight,” but this action is nothing compared to this Fairburn, Georgia, pair showing off a new dance craze called “Crank dat Batman.”
Heath Ledger
Crank Dat Batman
Former Destiny’s Child star Kelly Rowland put a scare into a Nigerian crowd when she collapsed on stage, while a guy who goes by the name Vanilla Jackson had a scare of his own when the entire stage collapsed. But nothing was scarier than Vanilla’s performance. Kelly wins.
Kelly Rowland
Vanilla Jackson
J-Lo’s hubby, Marc Anthony, goes head-to-head against a North Carolina YouTuber singing “You Sang to Me.” Larry may not be a Latin lover, but he definitely sings with more heart. “Larry from the block” wins. (Bonus: to hear the Marc and Larry duet play both videos at the same time.)
Larry Ledford:
Marc Anthony
Paris Hilton has apparently been trading tricks for Ts these days as she’s recently been spotted makin’ out with 21-year-old T-shirt designer, Tyler Atkins. Meanwhile, in Mount Olive, North Carolina (-Google Map-), Tracy Lynne Parker was picked up by the popo after she was reportedly caught working the “Truckstop” scene. But no matter how low Tracy is willing to go, she’ll never beat Paris in a game of whore-out. And it’s only a matter of time before Paris steps in on truck stop territory.
If it’s Monday, Paris Hilton must have a new fella.The next lucky passenger on the Valtrex express is Tyler Atkins, a 21-year-old T-shirt designer. His label, Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson.
Tracy Lynne Parker, of Mount Olive, North Carolina (-Google Map-), was charged with prostitution, driving with the influence of alcohol and or drugs and driving with a revoked license, all misdemeanors, July 5.Police were dispatched to the Wilco at 100 Truckstop Road. According to the report, the person who reported the incident to the police met them there and told them a white female driving a white van was driving from truck to truck trying to make money.
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While Spice Girl Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. “Posh”) was busy launching her new reality show “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” on Monday, the Malakoff Eliminators of Malakoff, Texas (-Google Map-) also started their own real life adventure about “going state,” to the state girls softball championship that is. A couple early reviews say Vicky’s TV debut was not too shabby… no word yet on how the Eliminators performed on Monday, but it’s hard to bend a softball like Beckham… we’ll go with Posh on this one.
Malakoff News Online – newspaper Cedar Lake, Malakoff, Texas, newspaper archives + local weather
The first episode of the “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” aired on Monday at 8:00pm EST on NBC. It was better than we expected, not quite the ordinary reality show, or maybe it’s because of Posh – she has been talked about for so long, the show HAD to be good. The first episode focused on Victoria taking her U.S. driving license test, and is preparing to be interviewed by the famous blogger Perez Hilton.
“Victoria Beckham: Coming to America” reality TV show
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While “Transformers” star Megan Fox was talking drugs and Hollywood to reporters last week, young wannabe scientists were talking frisbee and physics at Camp Thornwood in West Virginia (-Google Map-), where the National Youth Science Camp went down. Fox said she’s been there and done that when it comes to the celebrity drug scene, and what she learned from it: she likes pot, but can do without the rest. As for the campers, they learned about the finer points of spin, the shape of the disc and its mass distribution. But no matter how much excitement a spinning disc generates inside these young geeks, it’s no match for a hot chick who works with robots. Foxy wins.
“Transformers” star and Angie Jolie look-alike Megan Fox admits to dabbling in illegal substances — and loving a little weed. In a recent interview with Maxim magazine, the lippy starlet admitted that she’s tried nearly every drug under the sun. “I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them.” … Fox also discusses the white powdery stuff, and she’s not talking snow. Says Fox, “Cocaine is back with a vengeance … Celebrities aren’t trying to hide it, except when people have camera phones.”
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While Lindsay Lohan is living in fear over some nude photos that may soon wind up on the World Wide Web, a New Hampshire (-Google Map-) kitten named Mandy is breathing a mew of relief after finding out that she does not have rabies. The bat that Mandy killed last week was apparently NOT rabid, so for all you pet-loving readers out there… Don’t worry. She’s cool. Good news for one kitty; but bad news for Lohan’s kitty (a.k.a. vagina), which will apparently soon be on display for the world, again. And as far as the challenge goes, Lindsay wins. Although rabies can be scary, nothing is scarier than the viral prospects of a Lohan nudey pic.
NEWLY sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet. Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.
NUDE PHOTOS HAUNT LINDSAY – Pagesix – New York Post Online Edition
So, I breathe a sign of relief because my procrastination about getting Mandy, the outdoor kitty who adopted us several months ago, a rabies shot has not doomed her to an untimely death.The bat she killed last week is not rabid, the state Department of Health and Human Services found.Well, that’s good.
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Paris Hilton has something in common with Deborah A. Brydyl, a 45-year-old woman from Springfield, Illinois (-Google Map-): They both like to drivey while drunkey. Hilton is back in the news after being released from jail because there’s rumor that she was getting special privileges in the pokey. Brydyl initially avoided jail altogether because she was too drunk to go there, according to reports… but she’ll likely end up behind bars as soon as she sobers up, so, the privileged princess named Paris wins this battle.
Los Angeles County jail officials vowed to treat Paris Hilton like any other inmate.But the Sheriff’s Department on Thursday launched an internal investigation into whether the hotel heiress got special perks while at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood.
Alleged Paris Hilton perks in jail probed – Los Angeles Times
An allegedly intoxicated woman was arrested at midday Wednesday after she drove over mailboxes, through yards, a fence, a tree, a median filled with flowers and the decorative entrance sign to Mill Creek Estates. Deborah A. Brydl, 45, of the 3400 block of Briana Drive was taken to St. John’s Hospital because she was too intoxicated to be booked into jail, police said.
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If you thought the pics of Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, were scandalous, wait until you see what went down at the the annual Old Settlers’ Reunion in Oskaloosa, Kansas (-Google Map-). The Pink Princess Pooper definitely wins this challenge. Keep your crown Miss New Jersey.
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Harry Potter has faced many obstacles as a young wizard: monsters, Death Eaters, Dark Lords, late 80s/early 90s R&B groups… wait, maybe he hasn’t faced that last one… well, at least not until now.
The teenage wizard was showing off his stuff this week when he broke the record for the biggest Wednesday in box office history ($44.8M) with his flick, “Order of the Phoenix.” But while Potter was preparing to make his triumphant return to screens across the globe, another magical act snuck into a little town called Pleasanton, Calif. (-Google Map-). That’s right. Motownphilly was back again as Boys II Men ruled the crowd in their comeback at the Alameda County Fair. So maybe you’re impressed with Potter’s record Wednesday, but I say the young wizard’s wand is no match for the long-stemmed roses that Boys II Men carry in their arsenal. The R&B stars showed that they have really grown from boys into men as they handed out roses to the ladies while singing their hit “I’ll Make Love to You.” Sorry Harry. You defeated puberty, but you’re not quite ready for this challenge. Maybe in the next sequel.
“Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” worked like magic in its U.S. box office debut, whipping up $44.8 million for the biggest Wednesday ever, according to studio estimates released on Thursday.
Harry Potter works box office magic in debut | Entertainment | Reuters
What if Elvis or the Beatles didn’t disappear suddenly and publicly, but rather faded away slowly and quietly? What if after several underwhelming albums, they performed at the Alameda County Fair; would you be excited?That was the scenario Sunday night, as late’80s and early’90s sensations Boyz II Men performed at the fair. In their heyday, they broke The King’s record for consecutive weeks spent at No. 1 on the Billboard charts and became only the third act, after Elvis and the Beatles, to replace one chart-topper with another. But by the late’90s they had been replaced by numerous boy bands and have not had a top-40 hit since 1998.
Inside Bay Area – Boyz II Men rule crowd in county fair comeback
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